This week I’ve been suffering from miserable allergies. Last week I was pretty healthy. The week before that, I had a monstrous cold. I think all of these neti-pot failures are due to the pollution in Santiago. This weekend, specific license plate numbers of cars were banned from driving, and people were told not to exercise because of the poor air quality. Leaving me, wallowing in snot and speaking in a voice like a chipmunk.
It is a great opportunity for some classic Chilean-isms. While my American mom would be telling me to drink a lot of water and sleep whenever I want to, this is what my Chilean mom advises:
• I’m an idiot for thinking it’s the pollution, that makes no sense. My Chilean siblings also have allergies, and they are fine.
• It’s because I’m not wearing enough clothing, (“desabrigada”) for example the day I wore short sleeves this weekend because it was 80 degrees, is now catching up with me.
• She understands that I am hot all of the time, which makes it difficult for me to always wear a jacket.
• Also, I can’t leave the house with wet hair.